what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“people with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Cuddle buddy application
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
I don’t need you as much as I don’t need insomnia, anxiety, anti-depressants, eating issues, depression or low self esteem. I don’t need someone like you who has the ability to make me cry and feel worthless. I don’t need you like I don’t need cut up thighs. I don’t need you to take something irreplaceable. There a thousand reasons why I don’t need you and one of them is because you’re a cunt and I can do better.
